Beetroot

A large swollen and quite possibly infected testicle which appears purpley/red in nature. Perhaps caused by the Mrs finding out about "the affair" or due to obscure sexual positions in which the safety of the testicular area may become impaired.

A person who's face has turned a red/purple because they are embarrassed, 'beetroot' is usually shouted when someone does something embarrassing and try's to pass it off.

Also known as 'brute' meaning someone who tackles hard/big hits in Rugby Union

Person who has their head in the ground, they are unaware of things/people around them. They will come across as narrow minded, impatient, rude and arrogant.

An act of someone with two dicks jerking off and partaking in sexual inquiry at the same time

The root of a beet.

Main character in the novel "A coders hell" by Jack L. Edington where the programmers must fight a new virus called "the dark sin". The story is a very exciting one and in the end the virus is partialy eliminated but with severe consequences to the humanity.